You aren’t special because you can taste

Frosted Cupcakes is giving you permission to bitch slap anyone caught scrunching their face up in stage-ecstasy and cooing “Oooh, I love garlic.” Shut the fuck up about loving garlic. Everyone loves garlic. That’s why it’s fucking in everything. Besides Inuit cooking and breakfast cereals, there isn’t a style of cuisine on the planet that doesn’t use garlic. Australians use garlic, and they’re barely people. Are you so devoid of personality that the only way you can think to express individuality is by asserting a preference shared by 6 billion other people? Enough already. You like tasting things. Congratulations.